Are you serious?

You have a store for this event, with SWAG???

Yes I do. No really. I made swag for the party, and made it available to buy. But guess what? I don’t make squat because I didn’t add a profit margin on it. So yes, you get all my hard work here at cost. I love the theatrics and making anything bigger than it really is. So go ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it. Or don’t – but the feeling of missing out on something might haunt you for eternity.